This is the biggest thing to hit newstands and the net.  In this month GQ, Brazilian Supermodel Adriana Lima admitted being a virgin!

"Sex is for after marriage. (Men) have to respect that this is my choice. If there's no respect, that means they don't want me."
This whole thing is sort of riduclous, not because she is a virgin, but because how people react to the situation, as if all beautiful people are having casual sex with a list of Who's  Who in Hollywood, Lindsay Lohan uses that list.  The girl has morals, at least now people can see that Beautiful, Rich, and Powerful women don't have to sleep their way to the top.

*Note for the ladies, I think a girl with morals is a HUGE turn-on!!
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She may not have her signature red mane anymore but Teen Queen Lindsay Lohan was definitely smoking at an Oscar Fashion Week event in Los Angeles, despite her unearthed nipple.

On Tuesday night, Lindsay posed for her best friend, the paparazzi, unknowingly baring her right nip.  A funny moment for us but probably a not-so funny moment for her. I'm not a Lohan fan, but I've got to commend her, I'll admit, when a girl looks good I like to give her props. 

Who knows, maybe the Mean Girls star intentionally flashed the photogs?  We may never know.  I for one think she may have done it on purpose to discount all the "Fake boob" rumors.  Don't worry Lilo, I believe you...after this atleast.

Ya see, Lindsay's boobs definitely cannot be fake now...I mean, look at all that natural jelly!  Her boobs, unlike Tara Reid's, do not look like silicon. 

Some of you may not notice her bare nip because of the unusual light color of her areola.  Just closely, look at the different texture. 

My opinion, if I must say so for myself: "They're real, and they're SPECTACULAR!"

(Note: This post was not meant to make me sound like a total carpet muncher)

If you are like any other normal human being, you might think of perfumes and colognes as a way to attract others through pleasant smells or as a way  to avoid any undesirable odors....don't judge me!  Last night,  while surfing the net for ridiculous stories, I bumped into this f*cking weird story about a new fragrance named Vulva Original (you can't make this sh*t up).  According to its website, www.riechmichund.com, this irresistible product "beguiles the senses with the scent of a real vagina" and it guarantees "enhancing your sex life."  Not only that, but the creators of Vulva Original have made it very easy to use:




 1.  Shake well - this will transform the liquid into a close resemblance of "every man's desire."
         2.  Apply and Sniff - at this point your libido takes over
         3.  Enjoy :)

The fragrance seems to be such a success amongst perverts people that its hype has been compared to the 8th International Erotic Trade Fair held in Berlin this year.  Vulva Original is currently being sold in Europe only, - 19.90 Euros - but I'm sure it won't be long before we see Paris Hilton advertising it on MTV in between "Date my Mom" and "Pimp my Ride."  Whammy!

The second line of LeCorb t-shirts will be released this week. The shirts made their debut last fall and made a slight impression  on underground fashion. The brand has been celebrated by some in the fashion scene but has also outraged many. Ralph Lauren  has publicly decried the sales of the brand calling it 'lame and stupid.' Designer, formerly known as Justin Fontaine de Bienvenu, who now calls himself 'The Law', for undisclosed reasons has settled in the Galapagos Islands where he lives among the amphibious iguanas- and he has grown a 'Jesus beard.' When asked to comment on his controversial tees, we received this wriiten response:

A few months ago, Certified Random featured an article in which a new type of technology compatible fashion was mentioned- this friends, was referred to as the 'iPants.' We here at Certified Random would love to take credit and call ourselves forerunners of the latest news and trends but honestly, the whole iPants thing was a joke...until now. So I guess we can take credit and call ourselves pioneers now that there is truth to the iPants, but we just got lucky.
Levis has created new iPod compatible jeans known as Redwire DLX jeans. The pants feature a built-in joy stick that allows users to browse through files without having to take the iPod out of their pants. The jeans are due out this fall.  Now that we have predicted the I-Pants, we will predict another tech-compatible fashion: 'The Gameboy Sombrero.'
Breitbart - CertifiedRANDOM: Orginal iPants Article

The Rising Sun appears to be dawning in one more American landscape with news of UNIQLO's coming american expansion into the clothes retail world.  UNIQLO the Japanese clothing giant is likened to the GAP of Japan with around 3.5 billion USD in sales last year.  UNIQLO derives its name from the combination of the words Unique and  Clothing and does indeed bring a bit of a unique style to the market with modeless advertising campaigns and trendy yet basic quality clothes and a reasonable price.  UNIQLO for the time is only opening 3 US stores it views as tests of the American market although in the UK they rapidly expanded to 20 stores in just over a year. So watch out UNIQLO may soon be in a mall near you.
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Ridicules amounts of news be floating around Kate Moss and her allegations of cocaine use.  Currently she is in US at a clinc on rehab, but on arrival back to Britain she will be arrested and questioned.  Man sucks for her, the girl pretty much ruled the model scene in the 90s when the anorexoric Calvin Klien Model look was in.  And throughout years there been rumored to have drug use in the fashion scene, but now its out with videos to match.
http://www.flurl.com/uploaded/Kate_Moss_on_Cocaine_830.html(video)
http://www.thisislondon.co.uk/showbiz/articles/20563142?