Samuel L. Jackson has always been the man, and now he is hilarously the man at football. Watch some more of his funny videos below.
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Samuel as Juelz, From "Pulp Fiction", Coahing a Hockey Team
Well, Madonna has done it again. She is shocking the world with her new tour that she kicked off on May 21st in Los Angeles by crucifying herself on a mirror cross. Oh Madonna, you Kabbalah loving crazy ass bitch. Already the Church of England has denounced her latest events. When this tour is completed, it will be the most expensive and famous tour of any female artist beating out Cher's goodbye concerts that lasted three years.
Yes, Snoop Dogg is banned from a whole country. The United Kingdom banned Snoop Dogg after his brawl in London's Heathrow Airport this April. The brawl started when Snoop and his 30 person entourage was denied entry into Bristish Airways' 1st class lounge (Snoop is banned from flying on British Airways too!). Snoop dogg was jailed and 7 officers suffered minor injuries.
*In related news, if you didn't already know, Richards will be appearing in the upcoming sequal to Pirates of the Carribean as Jack Sparrow's father.
*I want to apologize to all of our readers for the image of Richards I chose. I especially want to apologize to our younger readers to which the image may scar for life- but don't worry, he's not a monster who lives in your closet. Listen to the Rolling Stones and you'll appreciate him more.
This is the biggest news story to hit certifiedrandom in the past year. Kiefer Sutherland just signed a new contract with 20th Century Fox for 3 more years for $40 Million Dollars for playing Jack Bauer on 24. That is the LARGEST contract ever signed by an actor on TV, ever. This is suprising to me because I had figured that 24 would eventually kill Jack Bauer off by this year or next year. 24 has been the best show on TV and alot of that credit should go to Kiefer Sutherland. Also, Kiefer was already a co-executive producer, but is now THE executive producer. Either way, 24 is amazing. This season more people have caught onto the 24 craze. It is the most critically acclaimed show on TV today and averages 14 Million viewers a night. That 14 Million viewers is not even close to how many people actually watch 24 because many people wait until in comes out on DVD rather than watch it week to week (cough cough andrew). I myself am so damn excited about the rest of Season 5 and Seasons 6,7, and 8. 24 is on FOX on Monday Nights at 9pm after Prison Break.
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So apparently Prince Harry likes going to strip clubs. He was spotted by the Daily Mirror in the strip club; however, he said no to a lap dance, replying, "No thanks, I have a girlfriend."
He was at the club to celebrate the end of his army officer training course. The Daily Mirror has also caught other celebrities, including Kiefer Sutherland passed out drunk on a London street a few months ago.