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The Top 20 meanest cities to the homeless were announced by the National Coalition for the Homless recently.  Believe it or not, Sarasota, FL was annouced as the "meanest" city in the country.  This is because Sarasota passed an ordinace so that it is illegal for the homeless to sleep on benches without permission.  This is for the "safety" of the homeless.  Here are the other top 20 cities on the list.

Sarasota, FL.  Lawence, KS.  Little Rock, AR.  Atlanta, GA.  Las Vegas, NV.  Dallas, TX.  Houston, TX.  San Juan, PR.  Santa Monica, CA.  Flagstaff, AZ.  San Francisco, CA.  Chicago, IL.  San Antonio, TX.  New York City, NY.  Austin, TX.  Achorage, AK.  Phoenix, AZ.  Los Angeles, CA.  St. Louis, MO.  Pittsburg, MO.

So appartently Texas is really mean to homeless people.  Also here's a sidenote; a little tidbit of information:  two certified random writers are from these cities.  Mean bastards.

EPISODE 4 PART 1- SHEILA "Oh, motherf*#k!"	EPISODE 4 PART 2- ROBERT "Look at those hub caps!"

Whether you're drunk text messaging a "friend" in the middle of the night, at home waiting to send that late night IM, calling the guy you met last weekend for a little 3 am rendezvous or just motioning to your boy to "holla" at the cutie in the pink top for you as you finish your eight round of shots - you are committing what is widely regarded as the "Drunk Dial". Since the invention of the phone, almost instantaneous connection can be made between people. And there is no better reason for this almost instantaneous connection than sex.
 For guys, the drunk dial is about one thing and one thing only, SEX. No guy has ever drunk dialed another guy, only chicks. It's that last gasp for some ass before chalking it up to unsuccessful night of inebriated stares, dance-floor fondling, and wasted financial aid money. As horny college students of the male persuasion, drunken dialing is the equivalent of throwing up a Hail Mary pass, hurling a last second half court shot, and impressively filling out a Trojan magnum, all in one prayer-filled attempt.
For girls, it's a little different. Drunken dialing isn't always about early morning anal play or reverse cowgirl positions for ladies. Just most of the time it is about sex. There are those rare occasions where girls drunk dial to say their random drunk girl news like (obviously) how drunk they are or to slur their favorite '80s Night bar song. If I hear "Take me home tonight, Oh oh oh oh oh!!! I want to leave by the speed of light!!!", I'm going to club you over the head and take you home by the speed of my friend's Suzuki. I'm just kidding. My friend doesn't drive a Suzuki. Most times, however, girls drunk dial for sex. It's the only natural thing for a girl, who has made out with 5 other girls to cheers of the left corner of the bar, to do.
Now I'm not disagreeing with those who drunk dial. On the contrary, I implore others to do it and reap its many benefits. It's a marvelous tactic that has served many an undergrad, myself included, quite well. So the next time you're "totally shitfaced" off those three shots of jager (ladies?), pick up your cell phone and reach out and touch someone. If you're lucky, you just might get touched in return.

Dane Cook recently hosted Saturday Night Live this December 3rd.  This was Dane Cook ultimate goal since he was young, to host SNL.  And with the clips I say he did a great job.  From skits about him wearing a 100% wool sweater to even the Monologue, they were hilarious.  I still can't stop laughing about the wool sweater.
Videos on SNL:
Dane Cook's monologue
Coma for a Day
$800 Sweater
The Long Ride Home: The Jay Feely Story
Other:
Dane Cook on Conan a day before SNL - Talks about his prono prank
Tv Squad: Summary of 12/03/05 SNL

Some Architecture students from Harvard made a few short parodies of some MTV shows that they put up on Google Video.  We at CertifiedRANDOM understand how demanding design class can be, and how bored you can become to the point everyone in the studio is taking pictures of nothing and saying the most outlandish stuff because of their sleep deprived minds and caffeine filled bodies (80% of CertifiedRANDOM's writers are Architecture  Majors).  So check out their videos: Pimp My Model and REMtv News - hosted by Rem Koolhaas.

Related: Byran Boyer 's Flicker Site: Creator of the parodies, site includes pictures of models and sketches of his work