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So appartently Texas is really mean to homeless people. Also here's a sidenote; a little tidbit of information: two certified random writers are from these cities. Mean bastards.
EPISODE 4 PART 1- SHEILA
EPISODE 4 PART 2- ROBERT
You Need Quicktime the view these funny videos.
Robot Chicken spoofs Grand Theft Auto - This version would be banned in more countries that another version.
Family Guy: Thomas Edison - he is selfish and wants all the electricity to his self
Family Guy: Peter Pretends to be Jewish
Family Guy: Peter goes fro a Doctors Visit - Ohh No
Foreign Guys experiment with a Heinken Jet Pack
Asian Kids renact NES's Punch-OUT!
Crazy Floor for Nintendo's CES display - Check out
Site: Donkey Lips from "Salute Ur Shorts" - Official Site
Site: Michael Ray Bower - Actor that played Donkey Lips
Clumsy Reporter f*cks up this guys Yower of Pisa made out of Jenga pieces before Guieness World records could verify it.
Commercial: Woman breast that sucks up a guy
Honda car coaster - Very Ghetto
Commercial: Need a helping hand in the bathroom, Virign Mobile
Stand-Up: Dave Chappelle Talking On Pre-Mature Ejaculation
Very Cool video where a Guy disappears through a Box
Michael Jackson on an interview with Orpah, beatboxing and Singing
MUSTSEE: Colbert againts Conan, Parody of Bill O Reilly and Letterman
Ali G: ER Doctor (Mpeg)
Ali G: at Cannes Porn Film Festival
Ali G: Tons of Borat Clips on Google Video
MUSTSEE: BrunchBUS watch the First Episode - then go to Brunchbus.com and watch the rest
Yeah, Brooke Burke found herself a new Man, and his royalty, Burger King
Banklocater for more Pictures of the Couple
Ali G: Bruno - the gay fashion reporter goes to Alabama for a football Game
Ali G: Borat - explains how good Katastan is.
Shop: Ninja Shoes
Michael Jackson in "Michael Jackson's Quest III" he moonwalks his way through every popular Retro Classic Video Game
Article: Florida's Ferris Bueller stuck in Kuwait
Saved by the Bell: Slater's Dance - Outdated and metrosexual
Saved by the Bell: Jessie Spano on Drugs
Retro SNL(MUSTSEE): Eddie Murphy as a White Men - Got to keep ur butt really tight.
Magic: Criss Angel Walks Through Glass
Stand-Up: Dave Chappelle - Talkin about Sesame Street
MUSTSEE: Family Guy - Bill Lamburgh, Boss from Office Space, tells Louis off
Site: Why Myspace is Gay - Majority of the same info goes to Facebook, funny analysis on user's Pics
Moving Gif: Footage of Big Foot - Science hasn't yet been able to prove the video as fake
Gallery: Jello City - San Franciso made out of Jello, very colorful
Site: WhileURSleeping.com - about taking pictures of people while they are sleeping and designing dreams for them...
Article: Larry David (co-created of Seinfield) refuses to go to see BrokeBack Mountain - read his article it pretty funny
Larry David trys to buy weed - Curb Your Enthusiasm
SNL: Spoof of The Black Eyed Peas
Banned Commercial (MUSTSEE): Bang! Bang!
MUSTSEE: Tom Green - Undercutters Pizza - Undercut the competition
MUSTSEE if U a like Hip Hop: Biggie and Jay-Z onstage rapping together at a Birthday Party
MTV's 22 Greatest MC's - Jay Z Segment
Commercial: Dress For the Moment - Remember your 3d Glasses
A post-production house organized a competition where assistant editors ‘re-cut’ trailers for famous movies to try and make them seem like different movies.
Winner(MUSTSEE): The Shining - (heart warming romantic comedy)
West Side Story - (Zombie invasion)
Titanic (Scary movie)
Eternal Darkness - Redux of Etrenal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind
Psycho - (American Love Story)
For guys, the drunk dial is about one thing and one thing only, SEX. No guy has ever drunk dialed another guy, only chicks. It's that last gasp for some ass before chalking it up to unsuccessful night of inebriated stares, dance-floor fondling, and wasted financial aid money. As horny college students of the male persuasion, drunken dialing is the equivalent of throwing up a Hail Mary pass, hurling a last second half court shot, and impressively filling out a Trojan magnum, all in one prayer-filled attempt.
For girls, it's a little different. Drunken dialing isn't always about early morning anal play or reverse cowgirl positions for ladies. Just most of the time it is about sex. There are those rare occasions where girls drunk dial to say their random drunk girl news like (obviously) how drunk they are or to slur their favorite '80s Night bar song. If I hear "Take me home tonight, Oh oh oh oh oh!!! I want to leave by the speed of light!!!", I'm going to club you over the head and take you home by the speed of my friend's Suzuki. I'm just kidding. My friend doesn't drive a Suzuki. Most times, however, girls drunk dial for sex. It's the only natural thing for a girl, who has made out with 5 other girls to cheers of the left corner of the bar, to do.
Now I'm not disagreeing with those who drunk dial. On the contrary, I implore others to do it and reap its many benefits. It's a marvelous tactic that has served many an undergrad, myself included, quite well. So the next time you're "totally shitfaced" off those three shots of jager (ladies?), pick up your cell phone and reach out and touch someone. If you're lucky, you just might get touched in return.
Videos on SNL:
Dane Cook's monologue
Coma for a Day
The Long Ride Home: The Jay Feely Story
Dane Cook on Conan a day before SNL - Talks about his prono prank
Tv Squad: Summary of 12/03/05 SNL
Some Architecture students from Harvard made a few short parodies of some MTV shows that they put up on Google Video. We at CertifiedRANDOM understand how demanding design class can be, and how bored you can become to the point everyone in the studio is taking pictures of nothing and saying the most outlandish stuff because of their sleep deprived minds and caffeine filled bodies (80% of CertifiedRANDOM's writers are Architecture Majors). So check out their videos: Pimp My Model and REMtv News - hosted by Rem Koolhaas.