The Pornstar From American Idol

Submitted by Lisa on Thu, 01/19/2006 - 10:42pm.

Remember this girl from American Idol? If not, you won't forget her after CNN, Fox News, and every single morning talk show reruns her face on national television 8 dozen times. Her name is Crystal Parizanski and she is this season's William Hung. The 16 year old highschool sophomore debuted on American Idol's season premiere January 17th, armed with her horrible voice, tacky outfit, and porn star makeup.
Moreover, the airhead brought her mom, who cheered her on in an equally ho-ish outfit. Undoubtedly the funniest moment on Idol so far, Parizanski's appearance made Simon cringe more than her voice. As a matter of fact, I'm not even sure if her voice was that bad. All I know is that I never want to see that ho ever again! However, her audition still keeps me amused...here's a preview of the conversation she had with the judges:

Crystal :: HIIIIIIIIIIIIII!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Randy :: HEY!!!!!!!!
Crystal :: You need me to explain anything? HEY, WHAT'S UP PEOPLE! [Waves hello with both hands.]
Simon :: Yes, the tan.
Crystal :: Okay, um, my name is Crystal. Um, I just turned six-
Simon :: No, I wanna hear about your suntan.
Crystal :: Okay, I'm singing "And I'm Telling You" by Jennifer Holliday.
Simon :: No, no, no. I wanna hear about your suntan.
Crystal :: Oh, my sun tan? ...I go tanning?
Simon :: Nooooooooooo!

If you want more laughs go to Crystal's Myspace!
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